Saw this precious photo on on DovBear this morning. 3 times khai confederate HaMavdil Sheqels to the first commenter to submit a ROTFLMHO caption. Here are my own rather uninspired offerings: A Jury of his Fears???
WE'LL Decide who's gonna sit
12 of one a dozen of more of the same
Dehr Attorney General SHTELT BEER
Hmmm. way more comfortable than prenchkes and we don't even have to wear our hats...a bukhir could get used to this...
TBF last Fridays Times ran this cation under the photo:
In the State Senate gallery, schoolchildren listened to the debate over mayoral control of schools on Thursday. The legislation was approved by a vote of 47 to 8.
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Was surprised there was no mention they were chassidim. Nice to know chassidim are school children too.
12 angry yingelekh
Is he ever going to finish the Drasha?
For the time being your the winner. But don't get a swelled head. As you may have noticed to date you have no competition.
Look, they're actualy fencing! who you think will win?
(yoni)
i dunno, the burly guy seems to be doing pretty well
oh
wait
no
he just got downed by the crossdresser in the white wig.
whats up with men and their wigs?
WUSS!
I'm hungry. Do the senators dole out sherayim?
US senators maybe. State Senators...no way.
The seats are comfortable, and the acoustics are good, but where's a shtender for my gemurah?
Give a kook, down there, it's a lady!
If the mayor can give a teyrutz on this kashya on the ritva he can come and control our school.
Here is where they make what we break.
12 bochurs, not a single smile.
The mill for משפטים בל ידועם
Our rebbe said Senator is a word derived from Sandhedrin, which is of course a word concocted by the merger of שונא הדר
So this is what the goyim do all day? sh'anu mashkimim v'heim mashkimim...
Unlike our heimish faction infighting, this debate here is not a מחלוקת לשם שמים
My yossele is in the newspapers!
Nu, so which one is he?
Can't you tell? The one with the black suit, white shirt, big velvet yammukah, payos...
I think I see how chassidishe children differentiate themselves:
1) some have shorter hair on top
2) some don't button their top button
Thus, there are 4 cliques:
1) the longer hair, buttoned
2) the longer hair, unbuttoned
3) the shorter hair, buttoned
4) the shorter hair, unbuttoned
In Jewish tradition, none talk to each other and all accuse each other of not being on the proper derech.
I Yossele the one who's thinking about the debate? Not the one with the inflated cheeks; he is just bored.
and the winner is...Pusheter Yid @ 10:07 AM...so far...LOL
Have to agree.
but as Rav Nakhman said "If you believe you have the power to break then you MUST believe that you have the power to fix!"
"This is a really boring shiur"
"When do they get to the part about the שור falling onto the בור ?"
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