Friday, May 20, 2011
Yesiree. This is it. No kiddin' around. My very last post on innate-differences.blogspot.com.
Is it because my muse has left me with no forwarding address?
Is it because I have, again, grown tired of a nonexistent readership and a visit length pie chart showing that 80%+ of those who do "visit" do so for 5 seconds or less? (דרך אגב could someone explain to me how a "visit length" can be for ZERO seconds as it so often is here in the land of the tumbling weed?)
Is it because I am commenting in a near vacuum and have tired of exhibiting the virtual psychotic equivalent of talking to myself for all three of you to see?
Is it my passive-aggressive way of punishing DovBear for kicking me off his posting team?
No,No, No and, again emphatically NO!
(Is that wailing and gnashing of teeth of the legions of fans for this beloved blog that I hear? bemoaning the demise of the very reason that they have internet service? ...I didn't think so).
No...It is because tomorrow you, I and all but a few select enraptured X-tians will be vaporized on Judgment Day as Yoshka SR"Y makes his second coming (talk about Jewish Standard Time...). And while this may sound scary look at the bright side. between now and likht tzinden go out and smoke like a chimney. Give what- for to your boss, your shviger and all others you have major Ta'arumos on . Assuming that we get vaporized sometime in the afternoon, go ahead and have second and third helpings of Chulent and kigel.
But AAMOF I would not be posting this just for a little לצנותא דעבודה זרה chuckle. Yes The Reverend Harold Camping has become a laughing stock and the object of near universal scorn with his crackpot gimatriyos and tired old Adventist eschatology but it's still important to remember a couple of things: I haven't taken a poll or done the proper research but it would not shock me in the least if this crackpot charlatan had more followers worldwide than any individual Khasidic group. It would surprise me only mildly of he had more followers than all of Kharedi Jewry combined. So his teachings and influence are not negligible and it is a major nebikh for his benighted followers and true-believers.
I have more to say but until I get vaporized I am still a Shomer Shabbos and am getting grabbed by the clock. Stay tuned for more early next week WHEN not IF we all survive. You heard it here first. Bet the rent on it.
In the meantime Ah Gitten Shabbos, may we all be zokheh to Yom Shekulo Shabbos and may a hearty תפח עצמותם של מחשבי קיצין befall FamilyRadio.com and its' founder. Hopefully before the clock strikes midnight.